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Platform(s): PC, Xbox 360
Genre: Action
Developer: Zombie Cow Studios
Release Date: Summer 2010



Privates is a platform twin-stick shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples’ vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters. It’s rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you don’t count the tiny people or the germs with teeth.


Game Articles

'Privates' (ALL) Expands With Free DLC Early 2011

by Rainier on Oct. 29, 2010 @ 12:54 p.m. PDT | Filed under News

'Privates' (ALL) Deemed Too Raunchy, No Longer Coming To Console

by Rainier on Sept. 17, 2010 @ 1:07 p.m. PDT | Filed under News

'Privates' (X360/PC) Announced

by Rainier on May 11, 2010 @ 8:56 a.m. PDT | Filed under News