I Want To Be Human follows a young girl, recently turned into a vampire, who travels to hell and back to rescue her lover boy, who was also turned into a hat by the same nefarious forces. Not to worry, as the heroine is not some barmaid living amongst fanged creatures in a small Louisiana town; gamers will discover the shotgun splatting skills of the vengeful vamp, slaughtering all sorts of enemies through this blood-soaked monochromatic pandemonium.

Unfortunately, splatty bloodstains are not machine washable in I Want To Be Human.

I Want To Be Human is packed with crazy platform blasting action, tongue-in-cheek humor, and lashings of exploding body parts. The game invites the brave and slightly warped to shoot through five worlds of blood-soaked black and white mayhem, as they battle through a violent platforming tale of vampire love, betrayal and endless destruction, all drenched in pixelated gore!

“Our planned multiplatform simultaneous launch for I Want To Be Human last year was smited by the God of Difficult Porting”, said Lee Skittrell, Marketing Manager at Rising Star Games. “The talented developers at Red Phantom Games have since worked their magic, and to atone for the delay and to help expose this bonkers oddity of a game to as many players as possible we’re launching it for cheap, as a ‘thank you’ for people’s patience.”

I Want To Be Human Key Features:

• Vampire Justice – Love, betrayal, and endless destruction, all drenched in pixelated gore that spans five different worlds
• Bullets for my Valentine – Upgrade your trusty shotgun and take the fight to the flock – the ones who are responsible for turning your boyfriend into trendy headgear
• Tongue, meet cheek – Discover a world packed with off-the-wall dark humour and a unique art style that could only come from the mind of Sinclair Strange
• Musical Mayhem – Featuring original tracks by electropunk artist Jimmy Urine, from Mindless Self Indulgence.

Already available on PC (Steam), I Want To Be Human releases today for PS4 for the permanently low price of $2.49/€2.49.