Joe Keiser's Articles


PC Review - 'Prey'

by Joe Keiser on Aug. 8, 2006 @ 2:50 a.m. PDT | Filed under Reviews

Prey tells the story of Tommy, a Cherokee garage mechanic stuck on a reservation going nowhere. His life changes when an otherworldly crisis forces him to awaken spiritual powers from his long-forgotten birthright. Abducted along with his people to a menacing mothership orbiting Earth, he sets out to save himself, his girlfriend, and eventually, his planet.

GameCube Review - 'Cars'

by Joe Keiser on July 27, 2006 @ 1:04 a.m. PDT | Filed under Reviews

Race to the finish line as you live all the fun and excitement of Disney/Pixar Cars. Play as all your favorite characters as you help Lightning McQueen capture the coveted Piston Cup Championship.

PC Review - 'Darwinia'

by Joe Keiser on June 29, 2006 @ 12:35 a.m. PDT | Filed under Reviews

Darwinia is a virtual theme park that exists inside a computer network built by a technology genius named Dr. Sepulveda, populated by sentient, evolving life forms called the Darwinians. Unfortunately, the systems of Darwinia have been overrun by an out of control, evil red Viral Infection. Your task is to destroy this disease and save the Darwinians from extinction.

Xbox 360 Review - 'Table Tennis'

by Joe Keiser on June 19, 2006 @ 12:39 a.m. PDT | Filed under Reviews

No guns, no violence, just straight up ping pong from the studio that brought us such games as Midnight Club and Red Dead Revolver. Rockstar San Diego's game takes advantage of the Xbox 360's graphic power and technology to capture the intensity, speed and excitement of Table Tennis.

PS2 Review - 'Shadow Hearts: From The New World'

by Joe Keiser on March 31, 2006 @ 12:15 a.m. PST | Filed under Reviews

Shadow Hearts: From The New World takes place in the US during the Great Depression. With an improved Judgment Ring System, a gripping and inspirational storyline, players can expect to run into a unique set of characters at famous, real-world locations including Chicago, Grand Canyon, Las Vegas and New York.

PS2 Review - 'BLACK'

by Joe Keiser on March 19, 2006 @ 12:48 a.m. PST | Filed under Reviews

You are Sergeant First-Class Jack Kellar, seasoned veteran of the US military and a leader of a BLACK ops team. Your squad have been sent into the heart of Eastern Europe on a dangerous mission, drawn in to the midst of a relentless combat zone to bring in a traitor.

PS2 Review - 'Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure'

by Joe Keiser on March 10, 2006 @ 1:31 a.m. PST | Filed under Reviews

Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure combines combat, action, adventure and stealth, using a thrilling graffiti-driven framework to tell its story of self-expression and the fight for creative freedom. A thug, an outcast, a rebel...the lead character, Trane, is all of these in Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure.

PSP Review - 'Ape Escape Academy'

by Joe Keiser on March 2, 2006 @ 1:01 a.m. PST | Filed under Reviews

Ape Escape Academy expands the series onto the PSP. Family-friendly Ape Escape Academy will feature ad-hoc wireless functionality and more than 40 mini-games for players of all ages. The mini-games are arranged at random in a tic-tac-toe format that provides distinctive and unique game progression that allows for easy pick up and play gaming.

PSP Review - 'WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006'

by Joe Keiser on Feb. 26, 2006 @ 1:47 a.m. PST | Filed under Reviews

WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006 adds all new features, while refining what made the original a hit with both wrestling fans and casual gamers alike. Enter the ring for the fight of your life against top WWE Superstars.

PS2 Review - 'Drakengard 2'

by Joe Keiser on Feb. 23, 2006 @ 12:43 a.m. PST | Filed under Reviews

Drakengard 2 picks up 18 years after Caim's exploits in the first title. The heroes this time around are Nove, a young man who can speak with the Dragon known as Legna, and a now grown-up Mana. The two main characters are joined by Urich, a masked man said to have made a pact with the God of Death.