Platform(s): PC, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Xbox One
Genre: RPG/Action
Publisher: Square-Enix
Developer: Square-Enix
Release Date: Jan. 31, 2012 (US), Feb. 3, 2012 (EU)

Every video game site needs that one "quirky" reviewer, right? You know, the one who somehow finds fun in games the consensus loathes, or vice versa. After a decade of trying NOT to be That Guy, here I am, tired of fighting it. Wherever there's a game that contains speed or an old-school arcade-style bent, chances are I'll be there, regardless of platform (I still have a Saturn and Dreamcast hooked up to the big screen)! A review from me is usually an over-obsessive analysis of gameplay mechanics.