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'Gary Coleman' & 'Postal 2'

by Rainier on June 26, 2002 @ 6:19 a.m. PDT

The most dangerous videogame developers still alive and killing in the Free World, Running With Scissors, has today released for the world to see a pictorial spread of television star Gary Coleman. His highness Sir Gary has indeed been mo-capped and now the LA based House of Moves motion capture studios will never be the same!
"The whole friggin house got down at this one of a kind shoot!" fueled Vince Desi, Running With Scissors' demolition-crazed CEO. "Gary's truly a unique guy - we had him don a custom-made mo-cap suit and handed him over to the pros at House of Moves to fold, spindle and mutilate as needed."

"Postal fans' will rock when they play the Postal Dude and have to deal with ME, ha ha ha!!!" boasted a glimmering Gary Coleman. He's now rumored to be recovering at the Betty Ford Center for Injured and Traumatized Videogame Stars in Urbana, California.

"Damn those Running With Scissors guys and their box-cutters!" cursed Jarrod Phillips of House of Moves. "The bastards hijacked the studio again, leaving a bloody mess behind them. Thank God we found Gary before he'd completely bled out!"

"Gary made it a cakewalk of a shoot," confessed Desi, "it was the only way to make Gary look like Gary, move like Gary, freak like Gary and shoot like Gary for his real life playing character in Postal 2. I haven't had this much fun since I told the House of Moves' gang to drown all those homeless people to make that sinking ship movie the huge hit that it was!"

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