Privates is a platform shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples’ vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters. It’s rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you don’t count the tiny people or the germs with teeth.

Privates boasts five whole levels of bug-busting action across a variety of gorgeous 3D locations, with a fully-voiced comedy script and a nutso soundtrack. You never know, you might even learn something handy about your downstairs-department.

After the huge, throbbing success of this summer’s side-on shooter Privates, Zombie Cow Studios and Channel 4 are delighted to announce there’s some totally-free DLC on the way.

“We’ve decided to go all-out and make a whole new adventure, this time set inside a gentleman’s bits,” said Dan Marshall from Zombie Cow Studios. “We’re also planning to cram in new gameplay mechanics, new enemy types, new locations, and a new player character. It’s not just more of the same, although it’s DLC so clearly some of it’s going to wind up pretty similar.”

“The Privates DLC will obviously be strictly PC-only, and should be available round Easter time 2011.”