Platform(s): PC, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360
Genre: Action
Publisher: D3Publisher (EU), D3Publisher of America (US)
Developer: Vicious Cycle Software
Release Date: July 5, 2011

Every video game site needs that one "quirky" reviewer, right? You know, the one who somehow finds fun in games the consensus loathes, or vice versa. After a decade of trying NOT to be That Guy, here I am, tired of fighting it. Wherever there's a game that contains speed or an old-school arcade-style bent, chances are I'll be there, regardless of platform (I still have a Saturn and Dreamcast hooked up to the big screen)! A review from me is usually an over-obsessive analysis of gameplay mechanics.