This year’s Big Fancy Press Conference will feature real, actual game reveals and technological innovations from Devolver Labs, the research and development arm of Devolver Digital responsible for last year’s Earliest Access program and making ‘throwing money at the screen’ a valid form of payment. There will almost certainly be blood, possibly loss of life.

Please note that we are not taking RSVPs for attendance but rather invite fans and press to join the disappointment on Twitch.

Key takeaways from last year centered around blood splatter and captive audiences have been put to relatively questionable use this year but the presser promises to deliver Actual News.

Potential concurrent viewers are encouraged to re-watch last year’s press conference as this year’s event aims to extend the Devolver Digital Press Conference Cinematic Universe (DDPCCU) through the blatant reuse of jokes and vague callbacks to the original.

Pray for us.