Flex your “average everyday deer” powers – such as your stretchy neck, stabby antlers, and bipedal sprinting abilities – as you tear around the city, figuratively dunking on fools and literally destroying things left and right, just because. The town is full of cute, cuddly animals like cows and horses and whatever, and while you do have the option of playing nice and getting along peacefully, it’s obviously going to be way more fun to hop onto your furry friends or into all sorts of motor vehicles and roid-rage out all over the place (you can also physically punch stuff/things/people – again, just because).

As you continue to eff stuff up, your “Deersaster Level” will rise, resulting in bigger and mobs teams of law enforcement being deployed to stop you each time your level increases.

Watch out: once the police have succeeded in demonstrating that deer lives don’t matter, it’s Game Over, man.

Deeeer Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game is available on Steam Early Access for $12.99.

In the early access version, the deer mechanics are already complete. Currently the first area, the continent of Orchestra is available to play in. The full release will introduce further continents and areas to explore.

• More continents!
• The slice of bread from “I AM BREAD” will make an appearance.
• More weapons, items and vehicles.
• More friends (toys) for your deer to play with.
• The deer will become even more normal and everyday than before.