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You Suck At Parking

Platform(s): Nintendo Switch, PC, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X
Genre: Racing
Developer: Happy Volcano
Release Date: Sept. 1, 2022

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'You Suck At Parking' Gets Xbox, Game Pass And PC Release Date, Nintendo Switch And PlayStation In 2023 - Trailer

by Rainier on Aug. 31, 2022 @ 9:12 a.m. PDT

You Suck At Parking is the world's most extreme physics-based parking game, and the only racing game where the goal is to stop (probably).

You Suck At Parking is a challenging driving and puzzle game that will test the player’s skills through a plethora of varied and surprising levels in a tight race against the clock, and will feature a built-in level editor for users to create their own crazy, mayhem-fuelled parking shenanigans.

Prepare to take part in the world’s most extreme parking experience in You Suck at Parking, the only game where your driving skills aren’t as important as your parallel parking skills. Race against the clock to yank your handbrake in over 100 wild levels with ever-increasing difficulty.

Going furiously fast to your designated parking spot will not only ensure you remain extremely cool, calm, and collected; but it’ll unlock cool new customization options to pimp your ride with.

Want to show the world your naught-to-sixty skills? Want to prove you’re really worth that number one spot? Climb the global leaderboards and prove to your friends that you truly do have the power to stop. Maybe not the world, but a car, at least.

Stuck in the rat race and want to see who would come out on top between you and your friends? Give them the hard shoulder in multiplayer, and battle to pull into podium position!

More cars?
More biomes with MORE tracks?!
More customization options?!
A fully-fledged level editor?!
More, well, everything?!

You Suck At Parking will be an ever-growing, always-expanding, forever-changing game.

You Suck at Parking will launch on PC and Xbox (including Game Pass on both platforms) on Wednesday 14th September 2022 - with a launch on Nintendo Switch and PlayStation following in 2023 - for $19.99/€19.99/£15.49. You can pre-order on Xbox now, with a 20% pre-order discount currently available.

“It’s great to be able to publicly pin down a launch date for You Suck at Parking after all the excitement we’ve seen from gamers over the last few months,” says David Prinsmel, Game Director. “There is, in fact, more news to come, however. Keep your eyes peeled and your handbrake firmly pulled up.”

Developer Happy Volcano lifted the lid on the game’s multiplayer mode back in May, alongside the news that the top-down racer will feature 60 wild multiplayer levels and 100 solo levels with ever-increasing difficulty. 

Excitingly, the multiplayer on offer will also be cross-platform, whilst Happy Volcano can also confirm it’s the studio’s intention to refresh the levels on offer in play every two weeks, with fresh ones delivered until…well, until the sun swallows the Earth.

Happy Volcano can also announce an exciting update to the game's demo on Steam, with brand new levels added to build. Pick it up for free today!

In addition, Happy Volcano is delighted to announce that it has partnered with Fireshine Games to release a physical edition of You Suck at Parking on Nintendo Switch, PlayStation and Xbox, which will be racing onto store shelves in 2023. Formerly known as Sold Out, Fireshine Games is an established publisher of physical and digital titles, and a leading boxed partner who works extensively with indie developers to help bring their games to physical retail.

Key Features:

  • The world’s most EXTREME parking game, and the only racing game where the goal is to stop.
  • Silly physics for often surprising, always hilarious results.
  • Flex your driving and creative navigation skills to beat a plethora of varied and surprising levels.
  • Take your parking to new levels: Drive, drift, jump and teleport through a devilishly challenging solo campaign.
  • Built-in level editor: build and share your own reality-bending racetrack to challenge the world.

You Suck At Parking is coming to Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, Game Pass for Xbox/PC, and PC (Steam) on September 14, 2022 for $19.99/€19.99/£15.49, followed by Nintendo Switch, PS4 and PS5 in 2023.


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