Postal: Bullet Paradise is a bullet-heaven shooter with online co-op where everything wants you dead and you don’t give a damn. Play as one of the Dudes from across the Postal series, grab whatever junk passes for a gun, upgrade it, and start solving problems the old-fashioned way.

Everyone’s happy in Paradise…except for the Postal Dude. Stuck in a shitty future full of forced positivity, constant surveillance, obnoxiously bright lights, and social credit scores, the Postal Dude just wants to relax and drink a few beers. So when Paradise’s automated enforcers flag him as a threat due to a “negative demeanor”, the hapless everyman Postal Dude is once again pulled off his couch and into the action.

The Postal Dude doesn’t want to be a hero. He just wants things to go back to normal so he can watch TV in peace.

Suit up for chaos as one of 11 playable Postal Dudes from different timelines, each with their own starting loadout and perks. Blast through hordes of enemies with an evolving arsenal of Postal  weapons and gadgets. Purge punkasses in Paradise and beyond, fighting through iconic Postal locations and all-new environments, completing mission-specific objectives and securing powerful weapon upgrades and modifiers that might even crack a smile on the Postal Dude’s face.

Balance firepower and the Dude’s signature lack of impulse control. Postal: Bullet Paradise runs are lightning fast and full of action. Rain shotgun fire on throngs of cultists, dodge out of danger as protestors swarm the scene, and heal up with pizza before dishing out damage to challenging bosses spreading forced positivity and blocking progression. 

Experiment with different weapon upgrades and modifiers to create an unstoppable Dude. Complete mission objectives to unlock new guns and meta unlocks. Paradise’s streets are rife with opportunity for the enterprising Dude, making different loadouts and tactics the key to victory. And if that wasn’t enough, call in a friend with online co-op support for up to four players. 

“Postal: Bullet Paradise is all about releasing the essence of Postal  and its signature gallows humor into an over-the-top and highly replayable package,” said Artem Korovkin, CEO, Goonswarm Games. “Equal parts irreverent and action-packed, we’re thrilled to partner with Running With Scissors to bring this dystopian slice of Paradise to life.”

“No way in Hell Mike J is going to Heaven,” laughed Running With Scissors founder Vince Desi. “But he’s definitely gunning for Postal: Bullet Paradise next year.”

Key Features

• Play as multiple Dudes: Choose from iconic versions of the POSTAL Dude from across the entire series. Each one has unique stats, perks, and attitude problems.
• Online co-op carnage: Team up with friends (or other unstable strangers) to survive the endless storm of enemies. Revive each other, stack builds, and ruin the future together.
• Bullet-heaven gameplay: Hundreds of enemies on screen. Thousands of projectiles. Zero shame. Movement and build choices matter… mostly because everything is trying to erase you.
• DIY arsenal: Trash becomes firepower. Upgrade weird weapons, stack absurd modifiers, and turn broken scraps into overpowered monstrosities.
• The Shitty Future: A dystopian world filled with psycho, corporate cultists, malfunctioning robots, and way too much surveillance. If it moves, it probably wants to kill you.
• Progression that actually feels good: Unlock new Dudes and other well-known POSTAL characters, weapons, abilities, and synergies as you survive longer. Die horribly, come back stronger.
• Multiverse flavor: POSTAL 1, 2, 3, 4, Brain Damaged… they’re all here. Easter eggs, references, and familiar faces for fans who know the chaos by heart.
• Stupid jokes, smart explosions: POSTAL-style humor and a lot of things blowing up. Sometimes both at once.

Postal: Bullet Paradise is coming to PC/Mac/Linux (Steam) in Q3 2026 for $19.99, with PS4, PS5 and Nintendo Switch versions to follow a later date.