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Car Park Capital

Platform(s): PC
Genre: Simulation
Publisher: Microprose
Developer: Hilkojj Interactive

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'Car Park Capital' Is A Satirical Tycoon Game Coming To PC, Publishing Picked Up By MicroProse - Screens & Trailer

by Rainier on July 31, 2025 @ 10:42 a.m. PDT

Car Park Capital is a gleefully satirical tycoon sim about paving the way for a brighter, oilier future.

The car industry needs you to design and build the greatest car parks that simple town life hasn't seen before. Introduce the need for car commuting and turn neighborhoods into car parks! Use propaganda to convince people to pay you for it. Fight people that see through your oily business.

You've been hired by Big Auto to unleash the Freedom of Car Dependency on unsuspecting townsfolk!

Design the slickest parking lots ever seen, then convince citizens they absolutely need them.

Spread glossy pro-car propaganda, outsmart those pesky anti-petrol protesters, and transform quiet neighborhoods into your parking empire!

It's time to drive up car sales and oil consumption! For profit.. but mostly for freedom!

Car Park Capital blends classic tycoon gameplay with razor-sharp social commentary about car dependency, urban sprawl, and the subtle art of turning convenience into ideology, all in glorious simulation.

Become a real tycoon and start paving your automotive paradise!


Key Features:

  • Real-time simulation with hundreds of vehicles and (bald) citizens, all bustling around your growing parking empire.
  • Build the dream: Demolish homes, buy land, and design massive parking lots, flat or vertical, with 3D construction tools.
  • Mind reading tech: Tap into any citizen’s thoughts. Are they buying in? Or just angry about your oil rig next to their child’s school?
  • Propaganda tools: Convert skeptics into carbrains with megaphone slogans, billboard campaigns, and majestic car-themed statues.
  • Appease the people: When traffic hits critical mass, distract them with your glorious Ferris Wheel for cars.
  • Anti-car resistance: Outsmart protesters before they tank your approval ratings.
  • Stat-o-matic: Track every number a proper tycoon craves. Higher fees? Bigger oil consumption? That’s progress!
  • Drill, baby, drill: Because a full tank is a full heart.
  • Fight public transport: Who needs trains and walkability when every inch of the map can be asphalt?
  • Moddable: Tinker under the hood with Lua support for content and script modifications.

Car Park Capital is in development for PC (Steam).


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