Flex your “average everyday deer” powers – such as your stretchy neck, stabby antlers, and bipedal sprinting abilities – as you tear around the city, figuratively dunking on fools and literally destroying things left and right, just because. The town is full of cute, cuddly animals like cows and horses and whatever, and while you do have the option of playing nice and getting along peacefully, it’s obviously going to be way more fun to hop onto your furry friends or into all sorts of motor vehicles and roid-rage out all over the place (you can also physically punch stuff/things/people – again, just because).

As you continue to eff stuff up, your “Deersaster Level” will rise, resulting in bigger and mobs teams of law enforcement being deployed to stop you each time your level increases.

Watch out: once the police have succeeded in demonstrating that deer lives don’t matter, it’s Game Over, man.

Deeeer Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game – currently available in closed beta to crowdfunding backers – is coming to Steam Early Access on January 21, 2020 for $12.99.

We’ll be implementing updates as necessary, and the full release is currently scheduled for sometime next year.