The Postal Dude is back!

Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the Postal Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place to call home. After a fortuitous gas station rest stop ends with their car, trailer home, and the rest of their worldly possessions stolen, all the Dude’s seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and neither of them smells all that great. However, on the horizon, the duo glimpses an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to them.

What untold prospects lie within? Fame? Fortune? Maybe a bidet or two? Edensin awaits.

Postal 4: No Regerts is the long-awaited true sequel to what’s been fondly dubbed as "The Worst Game Ever", Postal 2! (No third game is known to exist.)

Postal 4, much like Postal 2, is split up into 5 days (Monday to Friday) with a new set of errands to finish each day. As you progress through the days, the game’s map will open up to reveal more of the world.

The delightful town of Edensin welcomes nihilists and do-gooders alike, including the more than 100,000 players assuming the mantle of the freshly homeless Postal Dude.

The Tuesday Update expands the open world format with new insane opportunities like playing through a drug-induced hallucination while trans-speciesing into The Cat Dude, a feline scrapper with a clawful personality and love for pissing on foes.

The Postal Dude, voiced by Duke Nukem legend Jon St. John, braves dangerous drug labs as he journeys into the South-of-the-Border Land and engages with Cartel Padrino El Plago and his vicious gang, Los Oscuros. What’s more patriotic than helping slingshot desperate Americans seeking escape over The Wall into Mexico? Jajaja!

The Border Land is just one of the Tuesday Update’s new areas to romp through. After some shopping and soul-searching in the bustling retail sector of Edensin, head west for the Ghost Town. This dump of a shanty town—the real armpit of Edensin—has seen better days, but the POSTAL Dude’s creative brand of mayhem will liven things up. Deliver frontier justice with the new Ingram Mac 11 and the M-16.

Take advantage of the new fast travel system and leave your mark all over Edensin with the Spray Paint Can. Moonlight on the other side of the law with the Handheld Ticketer, ruining the day of illegally parked Edensin residents. As Cat Dude, reach secrets only a cat dude can, climbing pipes and fences beyond The Postal Dude’s mortal limits. Tuesday is HUGE and delivers fear and joy with lovely new toys for all.

“Just like in real life, every new day brings new opportunities, so we wanted Tuesday to be a monster load of mad fun,” said Vince Desi, founder of Running With Scissors. “The shit that goes down in Tuesday’s gameplay is beyond comical and will make you piss your pants." Case closed.

Postal 4: No Regerts is currently available on GOG and Steam Early Access.

Key Features

• Free roam, open world, sandbox gameplay: Approach your daily set of Errands in a non-linear fashion! Seek out optional Side Quests for additional rewards! Or ignore all of that and just cause general pandemonium at your own leisure!
• Jon St. John, industry veteran and legendary voice for Duke Nukem, in the role of the Postal Dude!
• A brand new town to explore: Discover Edensin and unearth the dark secrets of this gambling town! Visit the local penitentiary, but don’t become a permanent guest! Meet the mysterious and exotic locals at the Mexican border! Cruise the roads in style in your own fashionable Mobility Scooter! Test your luck at the casinos on the Zag, all under the watchful eye of the monolithic ERC Tower!
• Pacifist vs. Aggressive: Enjoy full freedom in your choice of playstyle! New ammo types and other tools to greater support peaceful (or non-lethal, at least) confrontations, but violence is still always an option too!
• Over-the-top arsenal: Series classics return such as the iconic Shovel, Gas Can, and the famous boomerang Machete! Brandish new weapons like the AK and Tazer Baton! Set traps and unleash feathered chaos with the new Pigeon Mine! Get creative with the Spurt’n’Squirt’s unique liquid ammo types: Fill it with water to put out fires, gasoline to create an improvised flamethrower, or urine to shower Edensin’s residents!
• Potent Power-ups: Add that familiar Postal twist to your weaponry with power-ups such as the classic Cat Silencer, the slow motion-inducing Catnip, and the dual wielding Energy Drink!
• Bevy of interactivity: Feed Doggie Treats to strays to gather canine armies to do your dirty work! Grab and carry around objects to stack them and reach new areas or just throw them at others to annoy them! For the first time in the franchise, use and flush toilets!