House M.D. places you in smack in the middle of all the drama and smart dialogue fans love from the popular TV show. Play as the surly Dr. House and the skilled staff at Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital, as you race to unravel 5 all-new medical mysteries. Your job is to diagnose unknown illnesses by interviewing and examining patients, analyzing lab tests and even performing surgery! With over 100 varieties of mind-bending puzzles and mini-games, House M.D. guarantees to entertain even the snarkiest player for hours.

Quotes from the game, House M.D.

House on patient care: "As far as you looking ‘normal,’ that's something you and your plastic surgeon have to deal with. As for your condition, we're going to check your signs and symptoms."

Thirteen on discretion in an interview: "You mentioned seeing something white on her nose? Could you elaborate?"

 

Cameron on House's antics: "Even if you're right - which you're not - why the hell would I go rooting around in someone else's home? Those days are over, House."

Wilson on House's behavior: "We came dangerously close to getting caught in Cuddy's office the other day, and I'm worried about what you might do next."

Chase on being labeled the hunky doctor: "She 'ranked' me? I'm being 'ranked' by a fourteen year old?"

Cuddy on House as a friendship: "Okay, you're his friend. Apparently, you can actually stomach him."

Foreman on House's language: "Are you just going to refer to us by "circus freakshow" names?"

Taub on relating to patients: "You know, uh... I was in a fraternity in college, and one time we painted ourselves blue."

House to Kutner and Taub as they walk to a patient’s room: “What’s that sound I hear? It sounds like two doctors who lost a game of poker, and now they have to pay up. And they’re being sore losers. (to Lana) How about some music for the freak – er, I mean, the lady.”

14 year old patient’s response to meeting House for the first time: “It's okay, mom. Dr. House is emotionally distancing himself from the patient through gallows humor. It's unorthodox, but not unprecedented.”

House to Thirteen as they go over possible diagnoses: “Good work, Thirteen. Aside from Taub, you’re the closest thing we have to a scared teenage girl. Which means the human sieve might warm up to you. Get a blood sample from her to test for DIC.”

Thirteen to Foreman when he unlocks a girl’s diary: “Congratulations, Foreman. You're as clever as a teenage girl.”

Foreman searching a medicine cabinet in a patient’s home: “Wow, look at all these antidepressants! This family even puts House to shame.”

House to Wilson discussing Cuddy: “Ah, but aren't all women a mystery? Cuddy's just a mystery with really great taste in push-up bras.”

Thirteen to Foreman discussing a patient’s wife: “When I'm a crazy middle-aged woman, are you going to be chasing me?”

House to a patient’s goal of being a role model: “Awww, stop, I'm getting all sentimental, and I'm going to stab myself in the eye with this syringe just to make you shut up!”

Patient to Taub about the boss, House: “Your boss, on the other hand... You know, we had someone like him in our unit in Korea. We'd always joke about turning him over to the enemy. We said that they deserved him. But I don't know if anyone deserves your boss.”

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