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Stick It To The Stickman is a practical guide for hands-on management-type industry rock stars seeking to climb the corporate ladder in the fastest way possible.
Batter your way through compliant coworkers, menial middle-management and brutal bosses, learning more powerful “business techniques” on your way to becoming CEO of the worst company in America.
Originally planned for 2023, then postponed until 2024, Devolver Digital has now delayed Stick It To The Stickman until 2025.
Key Features:
- Fight Hired With Fired: Attack is the best form of defense in business, and it’s kill or be killed. Pick up powerful upgrades and HR-approved weaponry to ensure your Stickman is more than just a yes-man.
- Go The Extra Mile: Your career trajectory isn’t just vertical! Incorporate new subsidiary companies to squeeze out the competition, with each acquisition offering new gameplay, new enemies, new bosses, new weapons, and more! Build a conglomerate that rules the marketplace and dominates our hearts!
- Grab The Low-Hanging Fruit: Stick it to the Stickman’s corporate dystopian setting, with clever yet harrowing gags about the future under capitalism, is sure to raise a smile at next year’s company retreat!
Stick It To The Stickman is coming to PC (Steam) in 2025.
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