When Uwe Boll was informed that a petition for him to stop making movies already had 18,000 signatures, he responded that "18,000 is not enough to convince me." Of course, Boll was asked how many it WOULD take, and he answered, "One million." So for all the people out there who think his Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, Dungeon Siege and House of the Dead are disgracing video games, here's your chance. Vote en masse!